an Omegle night

So Omegle, that random-people-chatty page?  It has this thing now where you can spy on other people’s conversations.  You give them a topic to discuss and they go at it, but you can’t respond to anything they say.  Sure, the trolls have quickly figured out how to mess with this format, but what hell.  I like it.  Here’s one from today. Below the cut; NSFW, somewhat..

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear! :D

You: how do you make her cry THREE times?

Stranger: What

Stranger: I liked the other questions more

You: you show her bambi

Stranger: This isn’t even a question man

You: that movie’s so sad

Stranger: lmao

You: and little girls always cry at that one part, you know

Stranger: Yeah they do

Stranger: That’s how I get ALL the bitches

You: eww

Stranger: Bitches LOVE Bambi

You: the old “rape ‘em and show ‘em bambi”

You: never fails, eh?

Stranger: Typically

Stranger: Though I try to rape to Sleeping Beauty

Stranger: After the I drug them.

Stranger: Real talk.

You: you should market a brand of roofies

You: called “Sleeping Booty”

Stranger: dude

Stranger: you are a genius

Stranger: what the hell

You: goodnight!

Stranger: I can’t match your wit.

You have disconnected.